For almost 18 years you’re taught to sit down, shut up, and raise your hand. Then you have to decide what you’re going to do for the rest of your life.
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
Seduce them with your intelligence, then kill them your smile.
You crave the deepest connections with others, but you don’t trust to let anyone in.
Caterpillars have the ideal life. They eat a lot, sleep a lot, and wake up BEAUTIFUL.
you shouldn’t have to
and move your pieces.
if he was designed for you
he would fit.
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives